what did frosty the snowman do other than come to life, do a little dance, then die
isn’t that all anyone ever does, really
Woah.
Curran: Volume 1
Curran: Kate short-circuits my brain.
In my head we always have these clear coherent exchanges, but once we meet, what comes out it is, "Kate, do what I say or I'll kill you."
Her default reply is, "Fuck you!" and we go downhill from there.
Since a bunch of you are seemingly into tall, skinny dudes with questionable fashion choices, I present your next crush:
Mr. Mint ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Hey can you kill me real quick? I don’t want to see this get out of hand
Yeah, okay.
I love how everyone’s all like “tumblr” when actually Candyland had canonical “sexy redesigns” in 2013
This idea of … sexy guy might skew a little camp, I’ve hardly seen that stop anyone
Lord Licorice though…
Hold on to your steampunk, cybergoth panties, folks.
WHAT
HELLO?????????????
IGNORE MY LAST TWO POSTS
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reading this post is like being punched in a million directions at once
Aries: Laws of Life when I am in it
- Don’t stand in my way or make me wait
- Don’t moan or bring down the mood with negativity
- Don’t complain that the food, or I am too spicy
- If I loan you money - pay it back, I don’t like debts or fighting about money - everything else is fine
- Don’t treat me like a child even if I am acting like one
- Let me find out things for myself
Taurus: Laws of Life when I am in it
- Help yourself so I don’t have to
- Don’t wake me up I don’t care what time it is
- Don’t touch any of my food or it will become a police matter
- Don’t rush me or change plans at the last minute, there’s no guarantee I’ll attend
- Pay back your debts - don’t just assume i ‘have enough’
- Respect my privacy and don’t intrude on my personal space
- If you ‘break it’ you bought it
- There is always room for dessert
Gemini: Laws of Life when I am in it
- Don’t interrupt me when I’m speaking
- What I said yesterday is irrelevant
- Opposite day can be any time without warning
- If you’ve told me a story once I don’t want to hear it again
- I talk a lot, but I have a lot of secrets too, I’ll talk about those when I am ready
- Don’t tell me to ‘grow up’ cause your jealous of my eternal youth
- If I crave sugar I could be sad or nervous but I’m not certain and if you are touching my sensitive spots I will probably use inappropriate humour
- I’ll probably be late and leave without telling anyone
Cancer: Laws of Life when I am in it
- Don’t come into my life and then just leave
- If I say ‘nothing is wrong’ you should keep asking me what is wrong
- If you touch any of my midnight snacks in the fridge we are done
- Don’t try to make me a ‘morning person’
- Just let me have my moment, I may be ‘grown up’ but sometimes it doesn’t feel that way
- Yes I know I am moody stop reminding me??
- There is always room for dessert
Leo: Laws of Life when I am in it
- Don’t ignore me or give me silent treatment
- If I say ‘nothing is wrong’ you should keep asking me what is wrong
- Don’t try to change or rearrange me
- Just let me have my ‘moment’ while all things revolve around me
- Don’t question my loyalty or exploit my vulnerabilities and generosity
- I’m doing things my way. End of story.
- Remember my birthday
Virgo: Laws of Life when I am in it
- Ask me if I am in the right headspace to hear and help you with your problems, and I will do the same
- Don’t tell me I am being ‘irrational’, I know it is probably irrational, but just listen to me I am finally opening up
- Don’t touch my things. Don’t use them and try to put them back in the same place. I will notice. Straighten it out. Rinse it off. Please.
- Don’t make me stay if I don’t feel comfortable
- My silence means I don’t want to hear your voice or mine
Libra: Laws of Life when I am in it
- Be happy for me about my new relationship, or at least pretend to be
- Don’t make me use my temper
- I know when people say things behind my back, so try if you want to
- I am your friend, I want to help but I am not your 24/7 therapist
- I won’t tell you if I am not feeling well so you need to ask
- Don’t assume that you can use me and think I won’t just cut you out of my life
- If I don’t like a person or a place - theres a reason, I trust my instincts and I will leave, come with me or not
Scorpio: Laws of Life when I am in it
- No you don’t need to know my name or birthday. Respect my privacy
- Once you betray me, you are dead to me, so you may as well act like it and not come near me
- If I don’t respond to your message, don’t keep messaging. Don’t query me about my whereabouts or question my decisions
- Don’t question my sanity. Seriously. Ever
- Your lies will hurt me more than a truth ever could
- Don’t make me regret letting you into my life
- I need to vent, lament, and cry alone, if I say leave me alone I mean seriously don’t disturb me
Sagittarius: Laws of Life when I am in it
- It’s 5 o’clock somewhere
- Don’t ask for my honesty and then get offended by the truth
- Don’t try to convince or convert me - about anything
- No I don’t have plans but even if I did you probably wouldn’t be in them
- Don’t accuse me of shit or start drama over nothing
- Don’t hang around if you don’t like surprises
Capricorn: Laws of Life when I am in it
- Don’t speak down to me or treat me like a child
- Don’t expect me to solve all of your problems
- I will give you advice but I don’t want any
- I know where I came from and what I have been through - you don’t have to
- If I haven’t responded don’t keep repeating yourself to get one
- Sarcasm is my defence and I use humour at the most inappropriate moments just a warning
Aquarius: Laws of Life when I am in it
- Don’t intrude on my personal space. Drama is so boring
- Everything ends with a question mark
- Don’t question my beliefs or opinions, I’ve spent more time questioning and uncovering than you know
- I need freedom to breathe, I need my own space and I won’t change for anyone
- We don’t use clocks in this bunker
- What I do with my mind and body is my choice and it has no impact on you
Pisces: Laws of Life when I am in it
- Leave my brain alone
- Don’t expect me to be a morning person, wake me and live a nightmare
- You can’t ‘borrow’ my shoes, my feet don’t fit into normal things
- If I am crying offer me water so I don’t dehydrate and also affection
- Don’t exploit my sensitivity and generosity
- When I say ‘yes’, chances are I want to say ‘no’
- If I don’t like a person or a place - theres a reason, I trust my instincts and I will leave, come with me or not
- There is always room for one more glass
Cherry
taurus and libras can be very invested in their appearance and personal style as an emanation of their Goddess Aphrodite and her relationship with costumes, cosmetics, and creativity. also, venus allows taurus and libra to see the inherent unity in all things- even if this is on a subconscious level. so something deep within these two signs is very aware of the whole ego mask and character play that occurs in all our interactions with the world
Combat Zones ♂
Mars in the 1st - a battle against their own self-imposed limitations, the continuous desire to ‘start afresh’ and ‘burn bridges’ but it doesnt come very easy when the skills are not there to begin with and develop on the run
Mars in the 2nd - a battle against their own self-worth that can plummet to such low-points and reveal substantial anger toward themselves and a tendency to punish their own body
Mars in the 3rd - a battle inside their own head, a cerebral combat field where the enemy is taunting and tormenting their thoughts, their biggest opponent is also their greatest ally in a constant fight for peace and quiet within the mind
Mars in the 4th - a battle against the conditioning of their past and liberating the private battles and ailments they have carried with them by rising above the prison of self-victimisation, they have to re-evaluate their belief of failing and re-write the story from their standpoint as the resilient victor
Mars in the 5th - how much poison and pain is spiked with their pleasure? the creative and destructive energies pulsate around the body like their blood is melting, the desire to win can be highly intense and possibly surface from a repressed part of themselves that has never felt good enough
Mars in the 6th - a war can wage on their own mind and body, an obsessive and highly pressurised mental and physical style of operation that they also like to push to and beyond the limit, they can adopt extreme dietary, exercise, or work regimes
Mars in the 7th - a battle against the shadows, defensive personalities, and complexes that old lovers and relationships have left inside of them and integrated as part of the identity by the inner child who never felt really loved
Mars in the 8th - a battle against wills, a fight against the intensity of the inner forces that can take hostage of person and operate like a ‘quasi-will’ and act out protective, destructive, defensive, and coping mechanisms that the individual is surrendering or has surrendered their own free will over to
Mars in the 9th - a battle against the conditioning of their own belief systems and a possible viewpoint that the world is a deviant or deceptive place, that a loving God does not exist to allow this suffering or God is one of judgement and punishment, atheism can be a defence against the profound spiritual sensitivity and perception that burns inside
Mars in the 10th - a battle against their past and future selves and the history that has conditioned a conflict between their own aspirations and the expectations of other people, but the world is on their side as a support squad for the underdog
Mars in the 11th - a battle against the reclusive idealist who is too discontent, anguished, or dissatisfied with the world as is, and may fight against their own strong desires for human connections in a self-isolating and futile form of personal protest
Mars in the 12th - a battle against the development and ultimate exposure of their sensitivities and surrendering the sense of only feeling safe when in solitude or receiving very intimate affection, the liberation of realising the fighter inside - the one that has overcome more than anyone knows
Cherry
Air Houses
- 3rd house: “The words you speak become the house you live in” - Hafiz
- 7th house (descendant): “Without wearing any mask we are conscious of, we have a special face for each friend.”— Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.
- 11th house: “In a futile attempt to erase our past, we deprive the community of our healing gift. If we conceal our wounds out of fear and shame, our inner darkness can neither be illuminated nor become a light for others” - Brennan Manning
poetic lunar sign- walt whitman
Moon in Aries
“I am larger, better than I thought; I did not know I held so much goodness. Whoever denies me, it shall not trouble me; Whoever accepts me, he or she shall be blessed, and shall bless me.”
Moon in Taurus
“To me, every hour of the day and night is an unspeakably perfect miracle.”
Moon in Gemini
“Do I contradict myself? Very well, then, I contradict myself; I am large – I contain multitudes.”
Moon in Cancer
“I will sleep no more but arise, You oceans that have been calm within me! how I feel you, fathomless, stirring, preparing unprecedented waves and storms.”
Moon in Leo
“What is that you express in your eyes? It seems to me more than all the print I have read in my life”
Moon in Virgo
“You shall no longer take things at second or third hand, not look through the eyes of the dead, nor feed on the spectres in books. You shall not look through my eyes either, you shall listen to all sides and filter them from yourself.”
Moon in Libra
“And the human race is filled with passion. So medicine, law, business, engineering… these are noble pursuits and necessary to sustain life. But poetry, beauty, romance, love… these are what we stay alive for.”
Moon in Scorpio
“Behold I do not give lectures or a little charity, when I give I give myself. I do not ask who you are, that is not important to me, You can do nothing and be nothing but I will infold you.”
Moon in Sagittarius
“Pointing to another world will never stop vice among us; shedding light over this world can alone help us.”
Moon in Capricorn
“I have said that the soul is not more than the body,
And I have said that the body is not more than the soul,
And nothing is greater to one than one’s-self is”
Moon in Aquarius
“Stand up for the stupid and crazy, devote your income and labor to others, hate tyrants…have patience and indulgence toward the people…re-examine all you have been told at school or church or in any book, dismiss whatever insults your own soul, and your very flesh shall be a great poem”
Moon in Pisces
“I do not ask the wounded person how he feels, I myself become the wounded person.”
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